By telling the story from different points of views, it is as if we are watching a replay of a movie over and over again. And at the same time, expecting the same exciting and heart stopping scene over and over again.
Anyway, during the journey, we mentioned about this teddy bear thing. Which i remember that chipmunk mentioned a super funny article regarding teddy bears before. So, time to kope and share!
The below article is an almost direct copy and paste from Chipmunk's blog, which is a secret. So don't sue me for plagiarizing okay?
"The world is already insane with children trying to blow themselves up in explosives and teenagers shooting off live firearms in shopping malls.
But the word crazy is brought up to a whole new level when people are willing to send their teddy bears for holidays. There’s organized teddy tours and travel clubs to make all the necessary arrangements.
I imagine something like this in the near future:
Plane explodes in mid-air with 295 teddy bears on board
11th Sep 2011
Washington - Terror group XYZ has claimed responsibility for the latest airplane bombing. The plane, with a carrying capacity of 300 on board including 5 crew members, exploded off the pacific ocean at 0700 hrs GMT time while en route to the USA.
A combined total of 219 search and rescue teams from 27 countries are leading the rescue efforts. However, an anonymous teddy bear specialist was pessimistic about survivors, pointing out that teddy bears who were not miraculously blown apart would have drowned 15mins upon hitting water
Thousands of distraught “family members” struggled to come to terms with their losses. Elsewhere, global stock markets took a dive as jittery market players sparked a half hour panic sell down that shaved off a US$72.9 billion off share values.Ironically, little media attention has been given to the 5 living human crew members who, most likely, have too perished in the explosion.
And he actually produced this picture.
Applause please. Haha.
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