This is a story of how a yao guai went to the human world, met various humans, and finally learnt his lesson......

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there live a yao guai.. this yao guai was different from all the other monsters... so one fine day, while he was 16, he left the yao guai land oso known as Continent That Saw Something(ok dats a lame name but dats the best i can tink of!)..

after walking aimlessly around the human land, he landed upon Saint Avenue and met a friend of his who played wif him while he was 5 or 6! what a small world this is.. this friend was called "Sweetest".. she made friends with yao guai and yao guai was very happy that she treated him as a Normal Human.. eventually, as days passed, she introduced him to some other Normal Humans.. yao guai was touched dat they really treated him as a Normal Human instead of a monster...

Among these Normal Humans, he got to know 2 princesses... one called "Cutest" and the other called "Loveliest".. Loveliest and Cutest were not all that nice to yao guai.. although they still hang out with yao guai, they were unwilling to accept the fact that yao guai was different from them.. since yao guai was not human, he was much taller than both of them.. so one fine day, while they were screaming away yao guai's name in public, yao guai said one sentence which struck the very heart of them...

Cutest and Loveliest: "yao guai! yao guai! haha!"

Yao Guai: "huh? what did you 2 say?"

Cutest: "why you everytime cannot hear what we say de?"

Yao Guai: "because... sound needs to travel from down to up?"

this last sentence immediately set loose a chain of disasters.. that yao guai cannot even imagine.. when yao guai was happily strolling back home, humming a simple tune that is just plain simple, he got the shock of his life..

his block(notice that i use block, not blog) got invaded and vandalised! his once beautiful block with a flying angel has now turned into a cartoon girl! his once white, pure n innocent block has now turned into pink, bitchy and heck do i care! yao guai was at a lost of what to do.. as he turned around, he saw a message left by Loveliest...

"this is what you get for saying the wrong thing!"

yao guai stared long and hard at the message... he finally realised what wrong he had done.. while he cried and sobbed his way to find Loveliest to apologise, Cutest was already carrying out plan B... she rallied the Normal Humans and other people that yao guai knows and all of them went to see his block! yao guai was devastated.. none of the people he knows, whether be it Normal Humans or not, stood by his side and defended him... yao guai kneeled on the cold, hard floor and his whole mind went blank.. his whole body went numb.. he couldnt get back on his feet..

just when he thought all hope was lost, Loveliest came by and stretched out her helping hand... a ray of hope finally shone upon yao guai.. heaving a huge sigh of relieve, he managed to change his block into his old one.. in less than 5 min.. =)

Of course, in every happy story, there must be a happy ending.. but in this story, yao guai's fate is still undecided.. what will his future be? he does not know.. what disaster will he meet again? he does not know.. but what he know, is that...

Never call short people short even if they are short!

..The End..

P.S. : All characters in this story are purely fictional and any resemblence to any people that you all know is purely coincidential... =)